No one here celebrates Halloween. My friend and I went to a Halloween “event” and we were one of five people dressed up in a five story building. Not even joking. I am SO disappointed. Especially since I dressed as my personal hero, Sarah Palin.
Everyone, take a breath. My hero is actually Tina Fey, who once portrayed Sarah Palin so it’s all good. Don’t worry.
Here, check this out instead to curb your aneurysm: